Colleen O'Merry, Dominatrix to the Stars by Tim Desmondes Price: $17.95 Paperback: 210 pages ISBN:  978-1-935509-97-4 Colleen O’Merry was dominatrix to the sexiest movie stars in Hollywood.  The masochistic actors and actresses there paid her lavishly to whip them mercilessly.      But Colleen was no stranger to the receiving end of BDSM herself.  She had learned to love pain from her sadistic father.  She was forced to perform fellatio and be severely beaten by her boss.  A group of perverted sailors subjected her to extreme physical and sexual indignities on her voyage from Ireland to America.      In America she was taught how to inflict exquisite pain to others with her bullwhip, as well as how to bear the most refined agony herself as well.      To become a virtuoso dominatrix, Colleen first had to learn how to be a willing slave.      This Irish sexpot just loved to whip.  And to be whipped.      Wouldn’t you just love to feel the sting of her whip yourself?

Beowulf, Wulfgar and Their Friggin' Horny Gods by Tim Desmondes Price: $16.95 Paperback: 192 pages ISBN: 978-1-935509-13-4 Oh, those Anglo-Saxons and their dirty four-letter words.      The words weren’t dirty to the Anglo-Saxons back in the Dark Ages when they brought their English language to Britain from the Continent.  The words were simply descriptions of body parts and functions.      Fuck, cunt, piss, shit, arse – what’s “dirty” about those words?  Later prudes chose Latin and French translations like intercourse, vagina, feces and derrière as polite substitutes.  Bah!  Prudery!      And with their Anglo-Saxon words the earliest speakers of our language brought their Anglo-Saxon tales:      Beowulf the Brave, the well-hung hero who fought three monsters, two of them with his “member” rather than with his sword.      Wulfgar the Stalwart, that anti-hero who was one mean mother…   His sex partners included geese, sheep, women, and… oh yes.  That one time…the good looking dude…  Wulfgar was an equal opportunity sex fiend.      With their earthy words and those randy heroes and anti-heroes, what kind of gods did those early English speakers worship?      Friggin’ horny ones, of course.      There’re all here in Beowulf, Wulfgar and their Friggin’ Horny gods.      Open up this book and meet as rugged, adventurous and horny gang of mortals and gods as you’ll find anywhere on earth (or in Valhalla).

Agnes Sorel: The Breast And Crotch That Changed History

Agnes Sorel was the most beautiful woman in the world. Armed with breasts of unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever. When she was eighteen, she knew that she was destined to rule a great nation. To do so, she had to learn to seduce men and yet remain a virgin. She had to employ bosom, groin and brains to seduce King Charles VII of France, who, in turn allowed her to rule France and lead Europe out of the Middle Ages and into Modern Times.
    Never before or since in history did the judicious use of sexual savoir-faire play so heavy a role in human affairs.
     Agnes shares her sexual secrets within the pages of this book. Check it out. You will love her dazzling breasts and clever crotch.

Sex and Love in Paris and Frisco

Ah, Paris!  What do you think of immediately when you think of Paris?  Sex, of course.  French kisses, French ticklers, French dirty postcards…
   Tonie, a sexy sweetheart who has just graduated from high school in San Diego thought those same thoughts when her parents gave her a trip to Paris as a graduation present.  When she got to Paris, what did she find?  A dreamboat Sorbonne student who, when he met the American Girl in Paris thought…sex.
    In the most romantic city in the world, Tonie and Cyrille do it in the Latin Quarter, in the artist quarter of Montparnasse, even in the castle of Versailles.  He teaches her French style.  She teaches him American style.  It’s an international sex riot.
     Ah, Frisco!  What do you think of immediately when you think of San Francisco?  Sex, of course.  The City by the Bay is the most open city in America for sexual expression.  Rex arrives in Frisco from Seattle with all his genitals intact.  But because of a bizarre misunderstanding, three sex-starved honeys get the impression he’s ball-less.  Does Rex take playful advantage of the girls’ curiosity to discover whether he’s hung or not?  Would you?
     Meanwhile, down in the Barbary Coast neighborhood of Frisco, Flaming Mame, the notorious stacked stripper, discovers there’s a mad sex fiend running loose in town.  What happens when stripper meets sex fiend?  Read the book and prepare yourself for a surprise.

Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights

Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor. Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero. He did it all wearing too tight tights. That is why he is celebrated in minstrelsy and in Hollywood movies.
     What outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those too tight tights?
     Friar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged. Because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung.
     Robin's true lusty adventures can now dare to be told in Tim Desmondes' revealing tale -- Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights.

 The gals of the Wild West had to be ready for just about anything.  But what they knew was in store for them, being outnumbered 100 to 1 by males, was sex.
     Big Nose Kate came west to make money whoring in the wild environment.  But she also came because she loved sex in whatever form the cowboys, gamblers, desperados and drifters could provide in the way of carnal entertainment for her. 
     When she became the “steady gal” of the cold-blooded killer and card-sharp gambler, Doc Holliday, she couldn’t bear to give up practicing the trade she loved.  Which meant fireworks aplenty when Doc Holliday showed his displeasure.
     Calamity Jane was no whore.  Well, most of the time she wasn’t.  She was a rip-snorting, bullwhip wielding, pistol packing gal of the West.  Her boyfriend (or was he her husband?) Wild Bill Hickok was her man.
     But she had the hots for others, including Deadwood Dick.
     These two Doves of the Golden West tell their own stories in their own words.  And are not shy about telling the down and dirty about their sexual adventures in the place where sex isn’t always pretty.  But it’s always a pleasure to hear about.

Arthur Does Camelot

Venus Does Adonis while Apollo Shags a Tree
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 170 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-67-5

Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have emasculated and spayed them mercilessly.
     Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity, and their humor.
     Here’s the real scoop on that lively Olympian bunch. Apollo will shag anything, including trees. And Jupiter, that naughty king of the gods, keeps turning himself into a bull to satisfy mortal girls who really believe that size matters.
     Do you know about the itch that Venus has between her lovely legs? Who can satisfy it? You might be surprised.
     Open this book and see for yourself what this promiscuous group of zany gods were up to in their day.
     You just might decide that religion can be fun again – if your gods happen to be Roman.



Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes: Horny Gods and Vampires Get It On
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 135 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-66-8

Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break.  His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy –
Sex with a vampire.
     Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one heck of a time.
     Once you’ve been fanged and shagged by a Hollywood vampire, you will never return to unimaginative, commonplace sex again.
     But, oh, yes.  There’s a little price to pay for the pleasure.  You become UNDEAD as a result.
     Come step into the world of vampire sex.  There’s nothing like sex with fangs in your jugular.
     It is all told in Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.



Sexual Diversity and Perversity in California
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 163 pags
ISBN: 978-1-934625-64-4

Welcome to five ribald stories about zany characters who run into funny things happening on their way to getting laid.
     There’s Tim, who before heading off to college gets invited by a mature lady to frolic with her at a transgender hotel.  Does he ever get the surprise of his young life.
     Then there’s Jimmy who is giving sex lessons to his lady boss’ daughter.   Guess who drops by to teach him a thing or two.
     You won’t want to miss what happens unexpectedly when two famous politicians bring their dates to a boutique sex restaurant in Sacramento.
     Finally, there are two stories about Flaming Mame, the San Francisco stripper, who gets quite different reactions from a Central Valley rancher and a Latin teacher.
     It’s all about sexual diversity and perversity in California.


Sex and Loathing in Hollywood
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 181 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-61-3

Among a large cast of sexy Hollywood hustlers, meet Rock Stone, an eighteen year old blond “male starlet,” the lover of both Henri, a leading man and of Marlene, an aging leading lady. Rock is also hotly pursuing a muscular young stud who recently caught his eye.
     And Willa, who is married to a famous screenwriter/director.  She is cheating with a world famous leading man.  When her husband catches the two of them in the act, he wreaks an unexpected revenge.
     And then there’s Kinkie, the sexy lapdancer who dances herself from her cabaret into the arms of one of the richest men in America.  Does she ever know the steps.