Colleen O'Merry, Dominatrix to the Stars
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $17.95
Paperback: 210 pages
ISBN: 978-1-935509-97-4
Colleen O’Merry was dominatrix to the sexiest movie
stars in Hollywood. The masochistic actors and actresses there paid her
lavishly to whip them mercilessly.
But Colleen was no stranger to the receiving end of BDSM herself. She had
learned to love pain from her sadistic father. She was forced to perform
fellatio and be severely beaten by her boss. A group of perverted sailors
subjected her to extreme physical and sexual indignities on her voyage from
Ireland to America.
In America she was taught how to inflict exquisite pain to others with her
bullwhip, as well as how to bear the most refined agony herself as well.
To become a virtuoso dominatrix, Colleen first had to learn how to be a willing
slave.
This Irish sexpot just loved to whip. And to be whipped.
Wouldn’t you just love to feel the sting of her whip yourself?
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Beowulf, Wulfgar and Their Friggin' Horny Gods
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 192 pages
ISBN: 978-1-935509-13-4
Oh, those Anglo-Saxons and their dirty four-letter words.
The words weren’t dirty to the Anglo-Saxons back in the Dark Ages when they brought
their English language to Britain from the Continent. The words were simply descriptions of
body parts and functions.
Fuck, cunt, piss, shit, arse – what’s “dirty” about those words? Later prudes chose Latin and French
translations like intercourse, vagina, feces and derrière as polite substitutes. Bah!
Prudery!
And with their Anglo-Saxon words the earliest speakers of our language brought
their Anglo-Saxon tales:
Beowulf the Brave, the well-hung hero who fought three monsters, two of them with
his “member” rather than with his sword.
Wulfgar the Stalwart, that anti-hero who was one mean mother… His sex partners included
geese, sheep, women, and… oh yes.
That one time…the good looking dude…
Wulfgar was an equal opportunity sex fiend.
With their earthy words and those randy heroes and anti-heroes, what kind of gods
did those early English speakers worship?
Friggin’ horny ones, of course.
There’re all here in Beowulf, Wulfgar and their Friggin’ Horny gods.
Open up this book and meet as rugged, adventurous and horny gang of mortals and
gods as you’ll find anywhere on earth (or in Valhalla).
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Agnes Sorel: The Breast And Crotch That Changed History
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $17.95
Paperback: 245 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-71-2
Agnes Sorel was the most beautiful woman in the world. Armed with breasts of
unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever.
When she was eighteen, she knew that she was destined to rule a great nation. To
do so, she had to learn to seduce men and yet remain a virgin. She had to employ
bosom, groin and brains to seduce King Charles VII of France, who, in turn
allowed her to rule France and lead Europe out of the Middle Ages and into
Modern Times.
Never before or since in history did the judicious use of sexual savoir-faire play so
heavy a role in human affairs.
Agnes shares her sexual secrets within the pages of this book. Check it out. You
will love her dazzling breasts and clever crotch.
Sex and Love in Paris and Frisco
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 150 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-69-9
Ah, Paris! What do you think of immediately when
you think of Paris? Sex, of course. French kisses, French ticklers,
French dirty postcards…
Tonie, a sexy sweetheart who has just graduated from high school in San
Diego thought those same thoughts when her parents gave
her a trip to Paris
as a graduation present. When she
got to
Paris, what did she find?
A dreamboat Sorbonne student who, when he met the American Girl in
Paris
thought…sex.
In the most romantic city in the world, Tonie and Cyrille do it in the Latin
Quarter, in the artist quarter of Montparnasse,
even in the castle of
Versailles.
He teaches her French style.
She teaches him American style. It’s
an international sex riot.
Ah, Frisco! What do you think of
immediately when you think of San Francisco? Sex, of course. The City by the Bay is the most open
city in America
for sexual expression. Rex arrives
in Frisco from Seattle with all his
genitals intact. But because of a
bizarre misunderstanding, three sex-starved honeys get the impression he’s
ball-less. Does Rex take playful
advantage of the girls’ curiosity to discover whether he’s hung or not? Would you?
Meanwhile, down in the Barbary Coast
neighborhood of Frisco, Flaming Mame, the notorious stacked stripper, discovers
there’s a mad sex fiend running loose in town.
What happens when stripper meets sex fiend? Read the book and prepare yourself
for a surprise.
Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 189 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-91-0
Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor. Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero. He did it all wearing too tight tights. That is why he is celebrated in minstrelsy and in Hollywood movies.
What outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those too tight tights?
Friar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged. Because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung.
Robin's true lusty adventures can now dare to be told in Tim Desmondes' revealing tale -- Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights.
Whores, Love and Pistols in the Wild West
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 171 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-86-6
The gals of the Wild West had to be ready for just about anything. But what they knew was in
store for them, being outnumbered 100 to 1 by males, was sex.
Big Nose Kate came west to make money whoring in the wild environment. But
she also came because she loved sex in whatever form the cowboys, gamblers,
desperados and drifters could provide in the way of carnal entertainment for
her.
When she became the “steady gal” of the cold-blooded killer and card-sharp gambler,
Doc Holliday, she couldn’t bear to give up practicing the trade she loved.
Which meant fireworks aplenty when Doc Holliday showed his displeasure.
Calamity Jane was no whore. Well, most of the time she wasn’t. She was
a rip-snorting, bullwhip wielding, pistol packing gal of the West. Her
boyfriend (or was he her husband?) Wild Bill Hickok was her man.
But she had the hots for others, including Deadwood Dick.
These two Doves of the Golden West tell their own stories in their own words.
And are not shy about telling the down and dirty about their sexual adventures
in the place where sex isn’t always pretty. But it’s always a pleasure to
hear about.
Arthur
Does Camelot
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 179 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-72-9
What a lusty group that was sitting around the Round Table.
Lancelot was having an affair with Queen Guinevere. And with other
assorted knights, ladies, and boys as well.
King Arthur got his sister pregnant and their son was trying to kill him.
Arthur’s other sister was plotting to murder him. And that
power mad rascal Merlin was a wicked piece of work.
And that’s just for starters.
If you’re looking for sex, murder, adventure skullduggery and comedy, the
early Celtic tales about Arthur and his randy knights is your meat.
Come on in and meet the Arthurian characters they left out of the
children’s books.
Venus Does
Adonis while Apollo Shags a Tree
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 170 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-67-5
Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have
emasculated and spayed them mercilessly.
Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their
promiscuity, and their humor.
Here’s the real scoop on that lively Olympian bunch. Apollo will shag
anything, including trees. And Jupiter, that naughty king of the gods, keeps
turning himself into a bull to satisfy mortal girls who really believe that size
matters.
Do you know about the itch that Venus has between her lovely legs? Who
can satisfy it? You might be surprised.
Open this book and see for yourself what this promiscuous group of zany
gods were up to in their day.
You just might decide that religion can be fun again – if your gods
happen to be Roman.
Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes: Horny Gods and Vampires Get It
On
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 135 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-66-8
Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good
friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get
to enjoy –
Sex with a vampire.
Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one
heck of a time.
Once you’ve been fanged and shagged by a Hollywood vampire, you will
never return to unimaginative, commonplace sex again.
But, oh, yes. There’s a little price to pay for the pleasure. You
become UNDEAD as a result.
Come step into the world of vampire sex. There’s nothing like sex with
fangs in your jugular.
It is all told in Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.
Sexual Diversity and Perversity in California
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 163 pags
ISBN: 978-1-934625-64-4
Welcome to five ribald stories about zany characters who run into funny things
happening on their way to getting laid.
There’s Tim, who before heading off to college gets invited by a
mature lady to frolic with her at a transgender hotel. Does he ever get the
surprise of his young life.
Then there’s Jimmy who is giving sex lessons to his lady boss’
daughter. Guess who drops by to teach him a thing or two.
You won’t want to miss what happens unexpectedly when two famous
politicians bring their dates to a boutique sex restaurant in Sacramento.
Finally, there are two stories about Flaming Mame, the San Francisco
stripper, who gets quite different reactions from a Central Valley rancher and a
Latin teacher.
It’s all about sexual diversity and perversity in
California.
Sex and Loathing in Hollywood
by Tim Desmondes
Price: $16.95
Paperback: 181 pages
ISBN: 978-1-934625-61-3
Among a large cast of sexy Hollywood hustlers, meet Rock Stone, an eighteen year
old blond “male starlet,” the lover of both Henri, a leading man and of Marlene,
an aging leading lady. Rock is also hotly pursuing a muscular young stud who
recently caught his eye.
And Willa, who is married to a famous screenwriter/director. She
is cheating with a world famous leading man. When her husband catches the two
of them in the act, he wreaks an unexpected revenge.
And then there’s Kinkie, the sexy lapdancer who dances herself from
her cabaret into the arms of one of the richest men in America. Does she ever
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